I wanted to know wtf a 2chan was. So I looked it up. And came across
this pathetic excuse of a love story.
I can't believe people take this blatant lie and use it to justify their own ridiculous excuse of an existence. I'm ashamed for the people who actually want to believe in it.
Here's some real love advice for all the 30+ year old mouthbreathers out there who don't read this emotionally cathartic LJ. You want girls to look at you? You fucking work for it. You cut your hair, you take a shower, you stop wearing what your mommy gives you and you go out and get a life. Nobody wastes their time on people who can't even get a sentence out.
It's really pathetic when people think that being nice or doing "noble self-sacrificing acts" (good god, can nerds get anymore pretentious?) will get you
anything. Or that being a social retard from the dregs of civilization is all justifiable because you have a "good heart" or you're a "good guy". WTF does that even mean? Take your disgusting fantasties someplace where no one can see them because it's embarrassing.
I've been taken out by nice guys. You know what "nice guy" means? It means "Joanne, go back to being a lesbian." No, I'm joking. It means hi, I'm socially inept and don't know how act appropriately on dates, I'm extremely insecure and rightly so because since I don't see women very often I'm going to latch onto you and be a needy little bitch.
That muscle-bound freak who was 10 years older than me and was borderline pushy-asshole was significantly more enjoyable by 12343295792%, and I probably would have laid him on the first date if I wasn't you know, gay.
Nice guys don't even get to finish last. They fall into a ditch, die, and feed the maggots and flies.
Frankly, girls who also say that they like "nice" or "sensitive" people are not only completely brainless, but likely to be the biggest whores around. Which is good for me.
Publicizing personal weaknesses, strangely, makes me very angry. It must be all the self-righteousness.